*snorts lines of mac n cheese powder*
Pikachoke, Chanchoke & Slowtails….THESE, REDUCED ME TO TEARS.
Slowtails is the most majestic goddamn thing I’ve ever seen.
Wow I didn’t know Anne was into time travel… She needs to hook a sista up!
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
the earth is 4.54 billion years old. and theres 6 billion people on the planet. 2 billion people were born floating in space
I have a PhD
Pretty Huge Dick
SERIOUSLY THE CONCEPT OF ASEXUALITY IS AS FUCKING CLEAR AS HOMOSEXUALITY OR BISEXUALITY OR PANSEXUALITY LIKE ITS NOT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND IT MAY IN FACT BE THE EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND BUT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING HARDHEADED AND STUBBORN THAT THEY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT ITS REAL LIKE. ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME. YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING
Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot person and just
my friend just made the typo ‘the walking dad’ and like
just a dad walking across a lonely deserted landscape, the ground cracked and sandy from drought. he tucks his pipe into the chest pocket of his red flannel shirt. ‘son,’ he says. ‘how was school.’ but there is no one else around. he continues walking. the walking dad.